If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…
Kathleen Elisabeth.
(yes, my middle name is spelled with an 'S' not a 'Z')
22 years old
college student
I also go by:
Katie
Thleen
Freen
Turkey Sub
and Onion XD
5'7"
Red Hair
hazel eyes
I'm not gonna sit here and tell you how hardcore I am... I actually consider myself to be softcore. (like that porn you and your friends watched that one time when you were 12) I cry and get pissed off easily. When I grow up I want to be a makeup artist. I want to work on horror/zombie movies. :D
Likes:
Harry Potter,
World of Warcraft,
Tacos,
the color pink,
music,
theatre,
musical theatre, alcohol, skylines, hookah,
art,
drums,
face painting,
friends,
jokes that are in poor taste,
being funny,
girlish things,
makeup,
having a good time,
laughing so hard my face begins to hurt a little,
sunflowers,
4chan, Invader Zim, Lenore,
funny porn,
ear gauges,
singing until my throat gets numb,
when people draw pictures for me,
giving bizarre gifts,
watching people's reactions,
the way I dress,
having an over-active imagination,
new clothes smell,
wearing something right after it came out of the dryer,
God,
The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
manga and anime,
old school punk music,
show tunes,
opera,
pictures that make me laugh,
Mindless Self Indulgence,
Bouncing Souls,
Dora the Explorer,
animals,
Mountain Dew,
clubbing,
Zombies, horror movies, stage makeup,
stuffed animals,
looking at old pictures,
inside jokes,
Mardi Gras beads,
quoting things,
Hello Kitty,
The Power Puff Girls,
Alice in Wonderland (the book),
unicorns,
Old Greg,
The Office, crocheting,
making bracelets,
being a part of that obnoxious group of kids in public
Dislikes:
douche bags,
being lied to,
the scene,
people with huge egos,
closed minded people,
bible humping bitches,
people who toy with others emotions, Homophobes, Racists,
when I'm watching teevee and someone comes in and changes the channel without asking,
when someone is condescending towards me,
when someone talks about me behind my back and is nice to my face. (you either like me or you don't),
people who can't seem to get my name out of their mouths,
when someone messes with my friends,
people who own 50 pairs of colored jeans. (they're great, but they're not THAT great...),
people who can't take a joke,
the word "goofy,"
mascots,
lawn mowers,
the one part in Wicked (the book) with the peeing elephant princess thing... (it's like the author was on a horrible acid trip while writing that part),
when my questions don't get answered,
people who aren't sorry for the mean terrible things they've done